✳ THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION
Small claims.
Big feelings.
Your roommate ate your leftovers. Your friend spoiled the finale. Some crimes are too petty for court.
Not this one.
No law degree. Just strong opinions.

EXHIBIT A one stolen french fry.
OFFICIALLYnot that
serious.PETTY COURT · EST. 2026
serious.PETTY COURT · EST. 2026
ALL RISE. THE STAKES ARE LOW. THE OPINIONS ARE STRONG. JUSTICE IS A GROUP PROJECT. ALL RISE.
THE PUBLIC DOCKET
The jury is you.
Hear both sides. Pick a side.
Try not to make it personal.
01
File the offense.
Tell us what happened. Bring receipts. Suggest a suitably petty sentence.
02
Summon the group chat.
Share your case link. Friends weigh the evidence and cast their votes.
03
Let the verdict land.
When the jury closes, the votes decide. Share the verdict. Move on. Probably.